Our Greatest Wealth Is Health

Andrew Siegel MD Blog # 168

It’s great to have a penis…so handy, convenient and multifunctional! As many an older man will attest to, even when erections become mere memories, the penis will still allow you to stand up to urinate—an absolute joy—and a distinct competitive advantage over the female gender. To borrow from a cartoon by an artist named Collins, “Men have elevated peeing to an art form best expressed perhaps on a snowy landscape, a wall or a steam grate. Superior pressure control and the multidirectional penis make the men the masters of urination. Women on the other hand with their small bladders and clumsy apparatus find it very difficult to pee without creating a frightful mess…no precision accuracy here.” As fabulous as it is having a “spigot” for controlled urination, it is even better when you can maintain “penis magic” to old age and observe the transformative…